Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
No subtext here. People are naked.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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