I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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