so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
