I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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