Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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