Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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