After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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