Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize