i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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