It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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