SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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