I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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