After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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