I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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