I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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