i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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