I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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