Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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