just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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