its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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