Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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