Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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