I only kidnapped one of them. chill
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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