Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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