you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
sick fucks of a feather flock together
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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