Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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