So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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