we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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