I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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