Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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