a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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