North Korea, Best Korea!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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