im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
