Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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