: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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