Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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