the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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