hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The uberlube is also flammable
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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