I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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