Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is Oprah even human
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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