Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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