Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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