Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Randomize