yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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