Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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