Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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