That's intense
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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