there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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