I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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