I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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