Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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