It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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