So gin and wine won't be happening again
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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