he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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